Sometimes you wanna go
Where every Lala knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see
Our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where every Lala knows your name
Your favorite neighborhood bar in FFXIV. Located in:
Crystal > Goblin > Lavender Beds > Ward 14, Plot 8Doors open 24/7 for safe, quiet space.
Bar open every Friday from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. PST.
Last Updated: March 28, 2025
About /Toast
/Toast is your favorite neighborhood dive bar in the Lavender Beds! We are a roleplaying venue, but if RP isn't your forte, you can just come as you are! All are welcome at our bar.
We are a Lala-run bar, so be Lala friendly or find somewhere else to be.
Please be respectful; send a tell if you were missed in chat.
No harassment or hate speech.
/Toast isn't for ERP.
Doors are always open for comfort and a quiet space away, even if we're not running the bar officially that night.
We are an RP venue, but you don't have to RP to be here or participate.
You're welcome to lurk like a bar regular if that's more your speed.
Next opening in...
| Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday |
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| 23 Doors open for safe space. | 24 Doors open for safe space. | 25 Doors open for safe space. | 26 Doors open for safe space. | 27 Doors open for safe space. | 28 Bar open from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. PST | 29 Doors open for safe space. |
| 30 Doors open for safe space. | 31 Doors open for safe space. | April 1 Doors open for safe space. | 2 Doors open for safe space. | 3 Doors open for safe space. | 4 Bar open from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. PST | 5 Doors open for safe space. |
| 6 Doors open for safe space. | 7 Doors open for safe space. | 8 Doors open for safe space. | 9 Doors open for safe space. | 10 Doors open for safe space. | 11 Bar open from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. PST | 12 Doors open for safe space. |
| 13 Doors open for safe space. | 14 Doors open for safe space. | 15 Doors open for safe space. | 16 Doors open for safe space. | 17 Doors open for safe space. | 18 Collab Event with the Gobbie Factory | 19 Collab Event with the Gobbie Factory |
Luna Aequor
A bartender and taproom owner who cares about community. At /Toast, the hospitality is shared in drink. But she'll offer vibrant conversation when you seem open to it. When she's not running the bar, she's working as a bounty hunter for the Shroud and beyond, producing the Popoto Patch zine, and attending numerous Lala-affiliated events! Come by the bar, let's have a conversation!
Tirita Rita
This server can get you your order promptly with a smile. Check the bar or the floor for this Lala. She may not be in every night, but she's always willing to help out.
Our History
Before /Toast was the tavern it is, it went under a different name: Teal Taproom.Teal Taproom was owned and operated for nearly four decades by a hyur known only as "Old Bastard". Upon the turn of the Seventh Astral Era, most of his patrons found refuge at the taproom following the Calamity. Old Bastard made sure to serve them all in drink, food, advice, and shelter/job alerts.The hyur had the right grit for finding the work, keeping secrets, and tending bar in a post-apocalyptic world. But Old Bastard was only growing older, and he sought to live out the rest of his days relaxing in his home in the Mist and spending time with the companions he had met along the way. That's how Luna Aequor found him, as her work shapeshifted from ally to the Sylphs to a full-blown bounty hunter.When Luna heard Old Bastard had intended to retire and was looking to shutdown Teal Taproom, she took it upon herself to keep the community tavern alive. When the landlord threatened to push the taproom out, Luna packed up her wares, informed the regulars, and they all made their way to what is now known as /Toast: A taproom with all its previous charm and plans to grow in the future.
Photo of Old Bastard taken by Momo Tako.
/Toast Menu
Everything on the menu is 10,000 gil.
Buying out the bar for the evening is 500,000 gil, and does not include guest kitchen venue sales. You can book /Toast for a private event, but the price may vary on the event.
Ask the bar for anything off-menu, we love a challenge!
Ale
Just your standard ale, brewed in-house, with light, piney notes. Easy on the palette - and middling enough in blend - to appease any audience who loves ale or can't figure out what they want..
Old Fashioned
This drink begins with muddled sugars and local herbs that burst with aromatics. Our in-house distilled whisky is then added with additional infusion of oils from the rind of an imported, La Noscean orange.
Whisky Sour
Need something that will make you pucker just a little? Try our whisky sour! We combine our in-house whisky with Sun Lemon, muddled sugars, and topped with an egg-white foam for a creamy texture.
Gob-Stopper
Got a gobbie you want to put in their place? Maybe you just want to show them a dizzying time. The gob-stopper is for you! This imported gin and sweet vermouth combo will light you up with a bite of flavor and heavy hand.Name credit: Chloe Midia
Mage Bomb
This special ice-blended vodka (import) drink comes in a pint, its hue shifting from lavender to blue. At the bottom of the glass rests an ice shard that emits a cold smoke. The rim is lined with Abalathian rock salt that glitters under the light.
Pretzel Basket
Want something to munch on while drinking? Our house-made pretzels will hit the spot. (These are not available when we have a guest in the ktichen.)
Filtered Water
Free and offered to those who are sincerely parched... Sometimes offered to those who need a break from the drinks...
Flaming Whisky Shot
A shot that packs a punch! A blend of our whisky, rum, spice, and lit aflame.
Shots With Luna
Take the shot, make a /random 20 roll. If your roll is higher than Luna's, the shot is free! Same rules for shots apply.
Rules for Shots
When you're given the shot, make a
/random 20roll.If your roll is below
10, RP a little more tipsy.You can go for more than one round, if you're feeling spicy!
If you get a
0or1on round 3 or later, you "crit" and have to play fully drunk.After a critical fail, you can't order another alcoholic drink again until Luna says. (But some sneaky customers have gotten drinks off their friends' tabs before.)
Guest Kitchen
We have a guest kitchen! Anyone who takes a guest spot in our kitchen during our operation hours keeps all profits and tips made from their sales. The same goes for us! Any profits and tips we make from the bar will stay with /Toast.If you're interested, please reach out to Luna Aequor.
/Toast, the Supplier
/Toast may import our vodka, but we brew our ale and distill our whisky. It's a trade secret that started with the original owner and Luna has continued to this day. /Toast is available to be a supplier (affiliate/partner) for your bar or store.Reach out to Luna for details.
I'd Tap That - Ale by /Toast
The trick is in our wort process. The chiller we use is an aetheric-imbued icing process that keeps a regulated temperature for the ice bath and blooms the flavors we have malted and steeped during our initial process. With our carefully selected recipe of sugars and notes of cacao, you're certain to love our ale.
Old Bastard - Bourbon Whisky by /Toast
This bourbon whisky is Luna's favorite, and she's sure it will be yours. Millioncorn is finely made into the corn mash that makes up the base of our bourbon. Layers of flavors are fermented to produce the slightly sour yet smoky flavor profile. Infused with a secret blend of spices and aged in a charred maple lumber barrel. You'll find the that smoky tinge ends on a sweeter note! It's the perfect base for our Old Fashioned, Whisky Sour, or just ordered straight.
Want to partner with us?
Whether you want to join us in the kitchen, or you're looking to affiliate with /Toast, talk to Luna, and we'll add your logo to our partner list to spotlight you! Be a pal - add our logo back!
Our Partners
Off the Wagon, a /Toast caravan bar
Off the Wagon can be found at community events and randomly in your city/neighborhood! Our mainstay is a drinking game, but we have a limited menu if shots aren't your thing.
Everything on the menu is 5,000 gil.
Off the menu requests not accepted at the mobile bar. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Location may vary depending on Luna's mood. Keep an eye out for PF and Popoto Patch announcements.
Want us for your next event? Message Luna Aequor!
Flaming Whisky Shot
A shot that packs a punch! A blend of our whisky, rum, spice, and lit aflame.
Shots With Luna
Take the shot, make a /random 20 roll. If your roll is higher than Luna's, the shot is free! Same rules for shots apply.
Rules for Shots
When you're given the shot, make a
/random 20roll.If your roll is below
10, RP a little more tipsy.You can go for more than one round, if you're feeling spicy!
If you get a
0or1on round 3 or later, you "crit" and have to play fully drunk.After a critical fail, you can't order another alcoholic drink again until Luna says. (But some sneaky customers have gotten drinks off their friends' tabs before.)
Want something other than shots? Fine...
Ale
Just your standard ale, brewed in-house, with light, piney notes. Easy on the palette - and middling enough in blend - to appease any audience who loves ale or can't figure out what they want.
Old Fashioned
This drink begins with muddled sugars and local herbs that burst with aromatics. Our in-house distilled whisky is then added with additional infusion of oils from the rind of an imported, La Noscean orange.
Whisky Sour
Need something that will make you pucker just a little? Try our whisky sour! We combine our in-house whisky with Sun Lemon, muddled sugars, and topped with an egg-white foam for a creamy texture.
