Sometimes you wanna go
Where every Lala knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see
Our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where every Lala knows your name
Your favorite neighborhood bar in FFXIV. Located in:
Crystal > Goblin > Lavender Beds > Ward 14, Plot 8Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday, from 4 to 7 p.m. PST.
Last Updated: July 4, 2025
About /Toast
Morally gray dive bar. Open to immersive roleplay with neighbors, polite citizenry, and criminals.
We love regulars. If you wanted to be treated like one, just let staff know. We have a CWLS you can join.
RP bar fights and conflict welcome only if everyone player involved has consented OoC. Please
/tellstaff if something is amiss.We are a Lala-run bar. Be Lala friendly or find somewhere else to be.
/Toast isn't for ERP.
Lurk, RP, don't RP, whatever's your jam. Open to beginners and experts. We're a smaller place where you can get started.
No harassment or hate speech. We are inclusive to more than just fictional races.
Doors are always open. Hide here for a quiet space away, even if we're not running the bar.
You can be served outside, on the main floor, or in the underground room. This is our speakeasy-style gamba room and space for folks looking to deal/escape prying eyes.
Mannequin downstairs is for trading. This is used for large trades and donations. You can ignore this if you'd like, but all proceed go towards the taproom / Popoto Patch zine / Popoto Patch community events.
Staff
Luna Aequor
A bartender and taproom owner who cares about community. At /Toast, the hospitality is shared in drink. But she'll offer vibrant conversation when you seem open to it. When she's not running the bar, she's working as a bounty hunter for the Shroud and beyond, producing the Popoto Patch zine, and attending numerous Lala-affiliated events! Come by the bar, let's have a conversation!
Tirita Rita
This server can get you your order promptly with a smile. Check the bar or the floor for this Lala. She may not be in every night, but she's always willing to help out.
Kiyomi Tsukihara
A lovely and kind server who enjoys good vibes and bringing folks together. You might see her taking orders and flirting with her beau Oliver when he's around, too.
Game Master
Looking for a Game Master to help run game events and gamba for our downstairs speakeasy-styled room!
Sisiya Siya
An Ul'dahn mixologist seeking a change of pace. Has a knack for infusing aether into her creations - and she's always looking for suggestions.
House Bards
Taiyaki: Juniper and Cinnabun Kawaii
Juniper and Cinnabun Kawaii are a bard duet who play a vast array of musical styles! Check them out on Monday nights at /Toast lighting up the stage!
Aetheric Strays: Lilly Ashcroft & Co
A found family of black-furred Miqo’te and Eorzea’s loudest punk band. They're making Thirsty Thursdays at /Toast one helluva time!
Stupid in Stereo: Toshio Goblin & Halina Venmoira
A crust punk, self-described "stinky bard" who's ready to bring a little gobbie chaos and fun to Tuesday nights at /Toast.
Our History
Before /Toast was the tavern it is, it went under a different name: Teal Taproom.Teal Taproom was owned and operated for nearly four decades by a hyur known only as "Old Bastard". Upon the turn of the Seventh Astral Era, most of his patrons found refuge at the taproom following the Calamity. Old Bastard made sure to serve them all in drink, food, advice, and notices of work.The hyur had the right grit for finding jobs, keeping secrets, and tending bar in a post-apocalyptic world. But Old Bastard was only growing older, and he sought to live out the rest of his days relaxing in his home in the Mist and spending time with the companions he had met along the way. That's how Luna Aequor found him, as her work shapeshifted from ally to the Sylphs to a full-blown bounty hunter.When Luna heard Old Bastard had intended to retire and was looking to shutdown Teal Taproom, she took it upon herself to keep the community tavern alive. When the landlord threatened to push the taproom out, Luna packed up her wares, informed the regulars, and they all made their way to what is now known as /Toast: A taproom with all its previous charm and plans to grow in the future.
Photo of Old Bastard taken by Momo Tako.
/Toast Menu
Everything except Drunkrolls are 10,000 gil each. Tipping always appreciated!
Buying out the bar for the evening is 750,000 gil, and does not include guest kitchen sales.
Talk to Luna about private RP/event booking.
Ask the bar for something off-menu, we love a challenge!
Ale
Our ale, I'd Tap That, is brewed in-house, with light, piney notes. Easy on the palette - and middling enough in blend - to appease any audience who loves ale or can't figure out what they want.
Gob-Stopper
Got a gobbie you want to put in their place? Maybe you just want to show them a dizzying time. The gob-stopper is for you! This imported gin and sweet vermouth combo will light you up with a bite of flavor and heavy hand.Name credit: Chloe Midia
Saltseer
A tequila- and lime-forward cocktail (both delicious La Noscean imports) with a rim lined in lime juice and coarse sea salt for the proper bite to your drink. Topped with fizzy lemonade, the drink offers a fizzy top that reflects back the foamy ripples and waves of the La Noscean coast.
Flaming Whisky Shot
A shot that packs a punch! A blend of our whisky, rum, spice, and lit aflame. Order one, or take on folks in the bar for a round of drunkrolls!
Whisky Bourbon
Just want whisky straight or on the rocks? Ours can be a great addition to any cocktail or on its own.
Whisky Sour
Need something that will make you pucker just a little? Try our whisky sour! We combine our in-house whisky, Old Bastard, with Sun Lemon, muddled sugars, and topped with an egg-white foam for a creamy texture.
Old Fashioned
This drink begins with muddled sugars and local herbs that burst with aromatics. Our house-distilled bourbon whisky, Old Bastard, is then added with additional infusion of oils from the rind of an imported, La Noscean orange.
Mage Bomb
This aetheric-imbued cocktail comes blended with ice, with wisps of its icy chill swirling above the glass. The drink itself glows blue and lavender. Its fruitiness masks the imported vodka, and it's often preferred to folks who want to imbibe but might be lighter-weighted. Luna will put on a show as she makes it, though.
Reds
Hardly a fan of whites, it's the red wines that entice Luna the most and why she keeps the bar fully supplied. Choose from any variety you might like: merlot, pinot noir, syrah, malbec, even zinfandel. Ask, and you can bet we have it.
Pretzel Basket
Want something to munch on while drinking? Our house-made pretzels will hit the spot. (These are not available when we have a guest in the ktichen.)
Filtered Water
Free and offered to those who are sincerely parched... Sometimes offered to those who need a break from the drinks...
Drunkrolls - 50k buy-in
Looking to make taking shots even more exciting? Take a shot at our Drunkrolls! You get to slap your opponent and take a shot to see how well you can hold your liquor and stand your ground!Wait for Luna's instructions if you're playing! First round is a /random 20 after your /slap. Second round is /random 10. Third and all subsequent rounds will be /random 5, with some variation depending on Luna's mood and the result of the rolls to keep things fair. Winner gets 3/4 the prize pool and free drinks the rest of the night. The other 1/4 goes to the house.Now let's have a showdown! Our Flaming Whisky Shots are ready to go!
From My Shelf to Yours
These decadent jarred cocktail mixers will make any whiskey-forward drink, or even your favorite cup of tea, come to life in your kitchen.A jar can be purchased in the bar for 10,000 gil each to take home.Each jar is sealed and packaged for a long shelf life - but we know they won't last in your kitchen. Make it a gift or buy some for yourself. These syrups are made fresh every week, muddling sugars, herbs, and ingredients from all over Eorzea. Only the finest quality ingredients in the shiniest and sturdiest jars that scream "elegance" every time you use them.
Sun Lemon & Thyme
Vanilla Bean & Lavender
La Noscean Orange & Thyme
Old World Fig & Midland Basil
Honey Lemon & Rosemary
Faerie Apple & Galago Mint
White Peach & Rosemary
Apricot & Sagolii Sage
/Toast, the Supplier
/Toast may import our vodka, but we brew our ale and distill our whisky. It's a trade secret that started with the original owner and Luna has continued to this day. /Toast is available to be a supplier (affiliate/partner) for your bar or store.Reach out to Luna for details.
I'd Tap That - Ale by /Toast
The trick is in our wort process. The chiller we use is an aetheric-imbued icing process that keeps a regulated temperature for the ice bath and blooms the flavors we have malted and steeped during our initial process. With our carefully selected recipe of sugars and notes of cacao, you're certain to love our ale.
Old Bastard - Bourbon Whisky by /Toast
This bourbon whisky is Luna's favorite, and she's sure it will be yours. Millioncorn is finely made into the corn mash that makes up the base of our bourbon. Layers of flavors are fermented to produce the slightly sour yet smoky flavor profile. Infused with a secret blend of spices and aged in a charred maple lumber barrel. You'll find the that smoky tinge ends on a sweeter note! It's the perfect base for our Old Fashioned, Whisky Sour, or just ordered straight.
Guest Kitchen
We have a guest kitchen! Anyone who takes a guest spot in our kitchen during our operation hours keeps all profits and tips made from their sales. The same goes for us! Any profits and tips we make from the bar will stay with /Toast.If you're interested, please reach out to Luna Aequor.
Our Partners
| Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| July 6 Closed | 7 Open 4 to 7 p.m. PST, featuring Taiyaki | 8 Open 4 to 7 p.m. PST, featuring Stupid in Stereo | 9 Closed | 10 Open 4 to 7 p.m. PST, featuring Aetheric Strays | 11 Closed | 12 Closed |
| 13 Closed | 14 Open 4 to 7 p.m. PST, featuring Taiyaki | 15 Open 4 to 7 p.m. PST, featuring Stupid in Stereo | 16 Closed | 17 Open 4 to 7 p.m. PST, featuring Aetheric Strays | 18 Closed | 19 Closed |
| 20 Closed | 21 Open 4 to 7 p.m. PST, featuring Taiyaki | 22 Open 4 to 7 p.m. PST, featuring Stupid in Stereo | 23 Closed | 24 Open 4 to 7 p.m. PST, featuring Aetheric Strays | 25 Closed | 26 Closed |
| 27 Closed | 28 Open 4 to 7 p.m. PST, featuring Taiyaki | 29 Open 4 to 7 p.m. PST, featuring Stupid in Stereo | 30 Closed | 31 Open 4 to 7 p.m. PST, featuring Aetheric Strays | August 1 Closed | 2 Closed |
| 3 Closed | 4 Open 4 to 7 p.m. PST, featuring Taiyaki | 5 Open 4 to 7 p.m. PST, featuring Stupid in Stereo | 6 Closed | 7 Open 4 to 7 p.m. PST, featuring Aetheric Strays | 8 Closed | 9 Closed |
Off the Wagon, a /Toast caravan bar
Off the Wagon can be found at community events and randomly in your city/neighborhood! Our mainstay is a drinking game.
Pop-up location varies. Keep an eye out for PF and Popoto Patch announcements.
Menu subject to change depending on event/theme.
Items cost whatever you feel like tippin'! (See details on Drunkrolls.)
Want us for your next event? Message Luna Aequor!
Ale
Our ale, I'd Tap That, is brewed in-house, with light, piney notes. Easy on the palette - and middling enough in blend - to appease any audience who loves ale or can't figure out what they want.
Whisky Bourbon
Just want whisky straight or on the rocks? Ours can be a great addition to any cocktail or on its own.
Flaming Whisky Shot
A shot that packs a punch! A blend of our whisky, rum, spice, and lit aflame.
Drunkrolls - 25k buy-in
Luna will explain all this in-game, but for reference...
If we have even numbers, Luna will pair everyone off with a partner. If there's an odd number, someone is taking on Luna!
When Luna instructs your character,
/slapyour partner and then roll/random 20. (You can choose to add some flavor text in RP, or just do the command.)Luna will judge each slap based on the roll. If your roll is
10or higher, you slapped them real good! But it's also about rolling higher than your partner. Whoever's roll is lowest is out. If you get a0or1, you "crit" and should continue the night fully drunk and bruised. (Not required if RP isn't your thing.)If we have multiple pairings, we will continue the bracket until we have declared a winner! Each roll just might get harder than the last, so look out for Luna's instructions.
The final winner of Drunkrolls gets 3/4 of the prize pool and free drinks the rest of the night!