Sometimes you wanna go
Where every Lala knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see
Our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where every Lala knows your name

Your favorite neighborhood bar in FFXIV. Located in:
Crystal > Goblin > Lavender Beds > Ward 14, Plot 8

Open Sundays. Next opening:

    Last Updated: July 12, 2026

    About /Toast

    • We love regulars. If you wanted to be treated like one, just let staff know. We have a CWLS you can join.

    • We are a Lala-run bar. Be Lala friendly or find somewhere else to be.

    • /Toast isn't for ERP.

    • Lurk, RP, don't RP, whatever's your jam. Open to beginners and experts. We're a smaller place where you can get started.

    • No harassment or hate speech. We are inclusive to more than just fictional races.

    • Doors are always open. Hide here for a quiet space away, even if we're not running the bar.

    • Mannequin downstairs is for trading. This is used for large trades and donations. You can ignore this if you'd like, but all proceed go towards the taproom / Popoto Patch zine / Popoto Patch community events.

    Staff

    Luna Aequor

    A bartender and taproom owner who cares about community. When she's not running the bar, she's working as a bounty hunter for the Shroud and beyond.

    Tirita Rita

    This server can get you your order promptly with a smile. Check the bar or the floor for this Lala. She may not be in every night, but she's always willing to help out.

    Vivici Vici

    An Ul'dahn mixologist seeking a change of pace. Has a knack for infusing aether into her creations - and she's always looking for suggestions.

    In-House Acts

    DJ

    Band

    Our History

    Before /Toast was the tavern it is, it went under a different name: Teal Taproom.Teal Taproom was owned and operated for nearly four decades by a hyur known only as "Old Bastard". Upon the turn of the Seventh Astral Era, most of his patrons found refuge at the taproom following the Calamity. Old Bastard made sure to serve them all in drink, food, advice, and notices of work.The hyur had the right grit for finding jobs, keeping secrets, and tending bar in a post-apocalyptic world. But Old Bastard was only growing older, and he sought to live out the rest of his days relaxing in his home in the Mist and spending time with the companions he had met along the way. That's how Luna Aequor found him, as her work shapeshifted from ally to the Sylphs to a full-blown bounty hunter.When Luna heard Old Bastard had intended to retire and was looking to shutdown Teal Taproom, she took it upon herself to keep the community tavern alive. When the landlord threatened to push the taproom out, Luna packed up her wares, informed the regulars, and they all made their way to what is now known as /Toast: A taproom with all its previous charm and plans to grow in the future.

    Photo of Old Bastard taken by Momo Tako.

    When you entered the taproom, the coin pressed into your palm wasn't gil to trade for drink. Instead, it was the coin of the Network and its associates--the emblematic token that granted you access to comingle with hunters, allies, enemies, and bounty targets alike.Luna sees the coin, and notes the way it glints in the dim light that it is indeed not forged. She offers you a seat at the bar with a certain familiarity not bestowed upon her night regulars. A privilege you wouldn't take for granted, would you?Note: This event might not be for you if you aren't willing to play a character with a seedy background or a hunter of the seedy kind.

    • Entry is 15,000 gil. This covers the cost of drinks and play/service during monthly sessions.

    • Luna will GM these events as the bartender. Please see the Discord for rules of play.

    • Morally gray dive bar. Open to immersive roleplay with neighbors, polite citizenry, and criminals.

    • RP bar fights and conflict welcome only if everyone player involved has consented OoC. Please /tell staff if something is amiss.

    • /Toast isn't for ERP. Keep it PG-13/adult themes for violence, profanity, sexual innuendo as humor, but nothing sexually explicit.

    • Unlike our regular openings, these events are stricly for roleplay, not for lurking. Open to beginners and experts. We're a smaller place where you can get started.

    • The actual Network of bounty hunters/guilds is a closed roleplay group. But guests looking for exclusively RP events are welcome to join us on these nights.

    • Mannequin downstairs is for trading. This is used for large trades and donations. You can ignore this if you'd like, but all proceed go towards the taproom / Popoto Patch zine / Popoto Patch community events.

    The Menu

    Ale

    Our ale, I'd Tap That, is brewed in-house, with light, piney and cacao notes. Easy on the palette - and middling enough in blend - to appease any audience who loves ale or can't figure out what they want.

    Saltseer

    A tequila- and lime-forward cocktail (both delicious La Noscean imports) with a rim lined in lime juice and coarse sea salt for the proper bite to your drink. Topped with fizzy lemonade, the drink offers a fizzy top that reflects back the foamy ripples and waves of the La Noscean coast.

    Whisky Bourbon

    Just want whisky straight or on the rocks? Ours can be a great addition to any cocktail or on its own. Old Bastard is a bourbon whisky made from mashed millioncorn with a slightly sour yet smoky flavor profile.

    Assorted Wines

    A collection of imports from all across the globe: reds, wines, and the spare in-between. Let Luna know if you prefer dry or sweet, and she'll bring out the perfect recommendation for you.

    /Toast Events

    For summer 2026, /Toast will be open nearly every Sunday at 3 PM PDT (6 PM EDT / 10 PM UTC). Review the calendar below for special events and openings through early September!

    SundayMondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFridaySaturday
    July 12 OpenClosedClosedClosedClosedClosedClosed
    July 19 OpenClosedClosedClosedClosedClosedClosed
    July 26 Popoto Street FanfestClosedClosedClosedClosedClosedAug 1 Off the Wagon at Lalapalooza
    Aug 2 OpenClosedClosedClosedClosedClosedClosed
    Aug 9 OpenClosedClosedClosedClosedClosedClosed
    Aug 16 OpenClosedClosedClosedClosedClosedClosed
    Aug 23 OpenClosedClosedClosedClosedClosedClosed
    Aug 30 OpenClosedClosedClosedClosedClosedClosed
    Sept 6 OpenClosedClosedClosedClosedClosedClosed

    Off the Wagon, a /Toast caravan bar

    • Everything is free, or costs whatever you want!

    • Tips always appreciated!

    • No off-menu options when we're running the caravan, sorry 'bout it!

    Ale

    Our ale, I'd Tap That, is brewed in-house, with light, piney notes. Easy on the palette - and middling enough in blend - to appease any audience who loves ale or can't figure out what they want.

    Whisky Bourbon

    Just want whisky straight or on the rocks? Ours can be a great addition to any cocktail or on its own.

    Flaming Whisky Shot

    A shot that packs a punch! A blend of our whisky, rum, spice, and lit aflame.

    Drunkrolls - 25k buy-in

    Luna will explain all this in-game, but for reference...

    1. If we have even numbers, Luna will pair everyone off with a partner. If there's an odd number, someone is taking on Luna!

    2. When Luna instructs your character, /slap your partner and then roll /random 20. (You can choose to add some flavor text in RP, or just do the command.)

    3. Luna will judge each slap based on the roll. If your roll is 10 or higher, you slapped them real good! But it's also about rolling higher than your partner. Whoever's roll is lowest is out. If you get a 0 or 1, you "crit" and should continue the night fully drunk and bruised. (Not required if RP isn't your thing.)

    4. If we have multiple pairings, we will continue the bracket until we have declared a winner! Each roll just might get harder than the last, so look out for Luna's instructions.

    5. The final winner of Drunkrolls gets 3/4 of the prize pool and free drinks the rest of the night!